Mt. Snow, Vermont.........
Snowboard rental guy: "Ever used one of these things?
Me: "Oh sure, perhaps you've seen me in such instructional video's as, 'Things to not do', & 'Why is this man so dumb'?"
Snowboard rental guy: "Sign here, here, and here."
Me: "Whoo Hoo!"
Bruised & scrapped but no worse for wear after a spectacular tumbling face first wipe out, I've purchased new goggles and am headed back up the mountain on the ski lift, hey, you only live once this time.